So today I was walking by my favourite local coffee place when I saw a poster with 2 words that, in the history of the world, probably have never been placed next to each other. This is for good reason too as the phrase registers a solid 10 on the oxymoron scale, beating out “Microsoft Works”, “civilized warfare”, and “even odds.” What are these two words? Legendary bingo.
Now I can’t imagine any bingo situation that would even come close to being legendary. Maybe playing strip bingo with a legion on victoria’s secret models would qualify, maaaaybe. But seriously, how does normal bingo come anywhere close to legendary?
It can’t. It won’t. And it probably sucks.