crapnstuff.com - celebrating the novelties of life » Random Thoughts http://crapnstuff.com celebrating the novelties of life Fri, 11 Dec 2009 00:34:07 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 What do Saddam and Super Mario have in common? http://crapnstuff.com/2008/04/10/what-do-saddam-and-super-mario-have-in-common/ http://crapnstuff.com/2008/04/10/what-do-saddam-and-super-mario-have-in-common/#comments Thu, 10 Apr 2008 04:33:18 +0000 Ez0r http://crapnstuff.com/?p=5 My Iraqi dinars finally came in the mail. Yay!

Iraqi Dinar

It’s a beautiful note and makes a great convo piece while drinking at the local pub. On one recent occasion a friend made an astute observation and pointed out what should have been painfully obvious to me. Saddam and Super Mario are twins separated from birth! The sideburns, the mustache, the 1000 yard stare, the hair…

Saddam separated at birth from Super Mario?

I’m only mildly into conspiracies but this is a little too coincidental…

So what do Saddam and Super Mario have in common? A whole fucking lot!

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Now I can’t imagine any bingo situation that would even come close to being legendary. Maybe playing strip bingo with a legion on victoria’s secret models would qualify, maaaaybe. But seriously, how does normal bingo come anywhere close to legendary?

It can’t. It won’t. And it probably sucks.

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