Whoa. Just came home to see that my girlfriend L— found a picture of a girl that I was sort of seeing when her and I first met. The picture is of A—, a cute and scantily clad brunette sitting on my bed. She is smiling up at the camera and doesn’t leave much of [...]
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No Deception – Sept 3 AM
Update from yesterday: Apparently this friend didn’t want to see my ass as much as I didn’t want to see his. When I told him I’d get him a taxi he obliged and that was that. Pretty easy considering all the effort I wasted worrying about it! Speaking of wasted effort… Wow. My life is [...]
No Meat – Results
Jeff and I drove all through the night (about 8 hours or so) until we hit the same gourmet breakfast place in Lee Vining California which had all the great bacon and breakfast meats I was drooling over last month. I ordered my usual farmers breakfast of bacon & eggs over medium w/ sour dough [...]
No Meat – Aug 30
Burning man is over and not eating meat wasn’t that hard. Even if I was craving meat badly the state of unending total intoxication I was in would have kept me from noticing much. Actually, as I’m now writing this in my month of no deception I have to say that the hyperbole of being [...]
No Deception – Sept 2
I’m fucking pissed off. I want to lie so badly that I can’t stand it. It’s not even a BIG lie either. It’s a tiny shifting of the truth for a perfect alibi. Let me explain but here’s the cliff notes version: I went to burning man with a friend I’ve known for about a [...]
No Deception – Sept 1
I was going to start this month out saying I was giving up lying but there really are many more forms of deception than just lying. You can deceive by omission, you can deceive by implication, deception by exaggeration etc. That’s why I’ve chosen the word deception to measure my progress. After a hearty meal [...]
No Meat – Aug 27
It’s the middle of the week at burning man. There’s beef jerky everywhere but I don’t really crave it. Maybe due to the lack of smell. I’m eating well thanks to the RV and the delicious Indian cuisine I grabbed from the local trader joes. Eating their spicy punjab choley I find it easy to [...]
No Meat – Aug 24
Being a vegetarian isn’t that hard… That is until everyone I’m traveling to burning man with gets a breakfast dish with some form of delicious smelling pork. The driver, got an extra side of bacon and wolfed that down too. Very hard to say no to but I did. Definitely the most temptation so far. [...]
No Meat – Aug 18
I’m not sure what I’m going to give up for the remaining months but I’m pretty sure I know what next month is going to be: lying. Lying, though, is only one form of deception so the way that I’m going to word it is to give up all forms of deceit including white lies, [...]
No Meat – Aug 15
My roommate is having a BBQ and it smells amazing. There are chicken legs and sausage and I’m cranky that I can’t eat anything. I’m going to go to the grocery store to get some beer and veggies to grill up. I get some asparagus, some zuccini, some corn and shitake mushrooms. I put some [...]